Kai the Kiwi

(Source: daftpnk, via kafryn)

bookshelfporn:

‘tsundoku’ - the Japanese word for buying books & not reading them, leaving them to pile up.

bestrooftalkever:

Two bald eagles in air battle crash-land at airport

Dude these two eagles were fighting mid-air and got stuck. They crash landed at an airport and both survived.

How hardcore is that? Look at their faces tho.

Its like “I swear to GAWD Jerry”

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dad-butts:

krill-ex:

god was obviously high as fuck when he made sea creatures

They were probably his first creations and he was so ashamed that he tried hiding them.

It’s like his old dA account

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goddammitganon:

fun fact i learned yesterday: a group of pugs is called a “grumble” 

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gleeson666:

do you ever get into one of those situations where you’re like “I need to stop hating this particular person it’s not going to get me anywhere I’m just going to grow up and move on with my life” but then they do the tiniest thing to piss you off and then you’re like “nope fuck you right off I want to throw you off a bridge”

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iflybikes:

When men talk of women and girls in terms of legal/not legal, what they’re really saying is “I already sexually objectify this child and would attempt to fuck her if there were no laws in the way.”

You can’t deny that is fucking scary.

(via 87daysbefore)

have u ever accidentally opened the wrong cabinet in ur kitchen and it’s just like wtf how long have i lived here again

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